To be an angel or to be a tramp

It just depends on yourself. Never give up, my dear, otherwise you'll never rise up again. Try to be as friendly as possible, even when you have to communicate with some uneducated people all the time, otherwise you will be also a tramp. Please don't fear, the uneducated people they don't know how to respect the other people, so just try to forgive and forget them. Please don't forget to tell yourself, try your best to be as gentle as you can, and also try to learn some more good behaviors from the educated people, this is something more important than money. Try to forgive and forget the uneducated people, they are some bad products from the god, so, just try to give mercy to them.

The most important is to be an asshole

Every part of the body thinks itself the most important, and all of them want to be the boss of the body.

The brain says " I think I'm the most important, I have to think a lot, I should be the boss!"

The legs say " We are the most important, every day we have to walk a lot. So, it would be nice when we are the bosses!"

The heart says " The most important part is me, when I stop working, the body will die..."
... ...

At the end, the asshole says " Why don't you all shut up and listen to me! The boss here can be only me, me, me!!!" Everyone who has heard this lauchs at the asshole " Are you kidding? Show us what you are capable of!"

Then, the asshole stops shitting and farting. There's such a lot of shit and fart inside the body, and every part feels so sick... At the end, everyone says to the asshole " You win, you are our boss now!"

The ass is very happy " So, now you all know it, the most important thing to be a boss is to be an asshole!"